THE TRUE FRIEND
Once there were two friends – a squirrel and a puppy. They used to live and play together. The squirrel was very sporty and always won the game. The puppy used to feel bad and thought that it was of no use.
THE MISTAKEN COMPLAINT
One day, when the shepherd was sharing his lunch with the dog, the sheep said, “Master! You are being unfair to we sheep. You don’t’ treat us all equally.”
“I didn’t get you. Come up clearly,” said the shepherd.
” The sheep had no words to say.
Vansh was a very notorious boy. He was very fond of chocolates. One day he went to his neighbour who gave him some chocolates to eat. He felt very happy, quickly ate up all of them and asked for more.
The aunty got angry and said that she had no more chocolates left. Then Vansh pointed out to a box in the cupboard and asked, “Then what is there in that box?” “That box is filled with insects“, replied the aunty. Later that day, on getting an opportunity, he ate up all the chocolates in the box and filled it with many insects.
When aunty came to know about it, she got very angry and scolded him.
A CAT AND A RAT
WISE ARE SELDOM TAKEN IN
So, the wicked cat started making plans to reach the aviary some way or the other as she knew that, once inside, she could easily kill many birds and eat them up. Thinking hard, she decided to enter the aviary as a doctor.
So, she disguised herself as a doctor, took up a chest of medicines and approached the aviary door. The wicked cat asked the birds, “How are you? I have come here to cure you. Here are the medicines for your treatment.”
Wisely, the birds replied, “We are quite all right and need no nursing. So, kindly leave us alone.”
This way, the birds saved themselves from becoming the food of the wild beast.
FEAR OF GOD
One day, their mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of god in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one by one.
Firstly, the younger brother went to the priest and sat by his side. The priest asked him in a commanding voice, “Where is God?”
The boy didn’t react. When the priest asked again, the boy ran to his elder brother and said, “Do you know God is missing and everybody thinks that we are responsible for this.”
THE LAME MAN
OBEYING THE RULES
One day, the guard saw a man entering the temple and asked him, “Where are your shoes?”
The man replied, “I don’t wear shoes.”
“Then you can’t go inside“, said the guard.
“Why?” asked the man
“Didn’t you read the sign? It says that you can’t enter the temple without removing your shoes or slippers.”
TWO TARGETS IN ONE SHOT
The other hunter got surprised hearing this and said, “Its not possible. You must be joking.”
“No I am not joking,” said the first hunter, “The duck was scratching its head with its toe when I shot at it.”
KEEPING THE DOCTOR AWAY
Once there were two sisters named Annie and Jenny. One day they were cycling. Suddenly, Annie lost her balance and fell down and started crying. Jenny helped her in getting up and took her home.
At home, their mother bandaged her and asked their father to take Annie to a doctor for a tetanus injection.
On hearing the name of injection, Annie immediately went to the kitchen and took out an apple from the refrigerator.
Just then Jenny came into the kitchen and asked Annie whether she was scared of injection. At this Annie replied, “Yes, I am afraid of injection. That’s why I am eating this apple. Didn’t our teacher say that an apple away keeps the doctor away?”
ONLY FOR LOVE
“Oh” exclaimed the healthy donkey. “Then why don’t you run away from your master’s house.”
He replied, “I think my job has better prospects. My master beats his only daughter, too. And whenever he does so, he says to her, “I’ll marry you off to this donkey.” For this reason I’m not running away.”
DOES THE SOG KNOW
At this, Tom said, “Pat, dogs who bark never bite.”
Pat said, “you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn’t know.”
Both the friends laughed heartily.
THE INNOCENT MAN
The judge asked him, “Do you want to say something?”
The motorist said, “Sir, I am innocent.”
The judge asked, “Didn’t you read the traffic signboard, 30 km/hr?”
At this, the motorist said, “Sir, how could I have read that message when I was driving at the speed of 60 km/hr?”
TO THE CITY IN A MINUTE
Once, a cat thought of going to the city to see its lifestyle. But first she wanted to know how much time it will take to reach the city. She thought of calling the elephant as only he could tell that how long it will take to reach the city as he often goes there.
She called the elephant and started enquiring. Just then the elephant received a call on another line. The elephant said to the cat, “Just a minute.”
The cat put down the receiver and thought that it would take a minute to reach the city.
ENGLAND OR LONDON
Rakesh quickly went to the landlord’s room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Rakesh and scolded, “You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am.” Rakesh nodded his head.
The landlord then called Rakesh and asked him to bring his father’s photograph. At this Rakesh asked, “Which one sir- one of England or one of London?”
WAYS TO CUT DOWN WEIGHT
Aditya said, “I don’t need that. I want to reduce weight, not increase it.”
The shopkeeper replied, ” So what? Just do the reverse of what is written in the book.”
STICK TO WORDS
One day, two friends Beena and Atiya were sitting in a restaurant. Beena asked Atiya about her age. First, Atiya tried to hide her age but when Beena compelled her, she said, “I am just sixteen years old.”
At this Beena said, “Last year you said that your age was sixteen and now again you are saying you are sixteen years old. What’s this?”
Atiya laughed and said, “I always stick to my words.”
Both the friends started laughing at this witty comment.
THE CAT SCAN
When Ritesh asked for the bill, the doctor demanded two hundred dollars. When Ritesh asked why the bill was so high, the doctor replied, “Cat scan is really very costly.”
THE LOVE TEST
One day, two colleagues Hitesh and Parag were having their lunch. Just then Hitesh started having hiccups. When Parag asked him the reason, he replied that it was due to his wife’s love. When his wife missed him a lot, he had loud hiccups.
Parag thought how lucky Hitesh was to have such a loving wife. He hurried back to his house and started scolding his wife for not missing him. Then he narrated to her the whole matter. His wife understood where the problem was.
THE HORSE RIDING
Virendra was a very fat boy. He always used to be sad because of his obesity. So, he decided to consult a doctor. He said to the doctor, “How can I reduce my weight? Everybody teases me at the school.”
The doctor asked him what exercise he was doing. Virendra replied, “I go for horse riding everyday. The result is that I gained weight while the horse lost weight.”
THE MOSQUITO NET
Mrs. David refused to but the net. When the shopkeeper asked the reason, she said, “If a mosquito can’t pass through it, then how will we pass through it.” Then she returned home and narrated the whole matter to her husband.
Hearing the whole matter, David laughed at his wife’s foolishness.
IN THE ZOO
Dinesh’s father laughed at the innocent question of the son.
SELLING OF THE HOUSE
His wife angrily asked him, “Why did you do that?”
Ritesh replied, “You are foolish! You don’t know anything. I know why am I failing again and again in selling my house. I have never shown its sample to anyone. Now I have got a customer. I have promised him to this brick as a sample of our house.”